Worn T-Shirt

Can’t meet me everyday? Get the next best thing: My t-shirt that’s been wrapped right around me! I’ll wear the t-shit during my daily run, and my 2 hour workout, then for the rest of the time while I’m chilling at home. The pits will for sure smell exactly like me. The smell sticks around for months, I’ve tested it. Even after a year it will still have a… unique smell.

Tell you what’s better: After 2 days it will smell even more like me!

Movie time: If you choose a custom video, I will film as I take the t-shirt off for the last time, you’ll get a good view of my pits, and I probably won’t be able to resist a bit of flexing. I’ll need to be in contact with you on whatsapp or any of my social medias to send the video (it won’t send via email).

I want that one: By default I’ll send you a random t-shirt, not the ones pictured. If you have a preference for certain type of t-shirt then please let me know before you make your order.

Coming in hot: I will usually be able to post it to you within a week.

The chitta chatta: You can add your preferred contact details at checkout if you would like me to keep you updated about your order. Or contact me before you make your order with any questions.

Fresh and clandestine: The t-shirt will be in an airtight bag to keep it fresh. It will be posted in a discreet brown padded envelope that will fit through your letter box.

More pretty please: If you would like different customisations, let me know.