Worn Socks

Can’t worship me everyday? Do the next best thing: Worship my stinking socks. I’ll wear them all day, including during my daily run, and my 2 hour workout. The smell sticks around for months, I’ve tested it. Even after a year they still have a… unique smell.

Tell you what’s better: They stink even more after 2 days!

Movie time: If you choose a custom video, I will film a short video of my feet with the sock I will be sending you, as I take them off ready to post. I’ll need to be in contact with you on WhatsApp or any of my social medias to send the video (it won’t send via email).

I want that one: By default I’ll send you a random pair of whichever socks I’m wearing that day. If you have a preference for type or colour then let me know before you order and see if I have them ready to wear.

Coming in hot: I will usually be able to post them to you within a week.

The chitta chatta: You can add your preferred contact details at checkout if you would like me to keep you updated about your order. Or contact me before you make your order with any questions.

Fresh and clandestine: The socks will be in an airtight bag to keep them fresh. They will be posted in a discreet brown padded envelope that will fit through your letter box.

More pretty please: If you would like different customisations, or different items not listen on the website, let me know.